Camp Fire Smoke Repellent
When smoke hit your eyes around fire, repeat "white rabbit" over and over. Well, it won't work but it gets less annoying.
One day my daughter, who was 5 at that time, share this spell. We still have no idea where it came from, we have tried it around the fire all the time. It won't work as nearly as we wish, but it brought us smiles all the time.